So Was That Bachelor Contestant a Dolphin or a Shark?

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And other questions from last night’s Bachelor premiere.

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There are many questions we may never know the answer to: What color is the dress? How do they get soup dumplings so soupy? But last night, one question was raised which we definitely, definitely do know the answer to: Was that girl on The Bachelor dressed up as a dolphin or a shark?

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I mean it’s a shark. It’s not even a question.

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But we do have some other questions from the very exciting Bachelor premiere:

How can we get Nick’s sister Bella as our own dating guru?

“Don’t mumble,” “look the girl in the eyes,” and “don’t forget that your family loves you” was only some of the dating advice doled out by the pre-teen. That first one is so important.

Why do people still think its a good idea to purr at their cat on national TV?

Oh Josephine. Also the weiner in the book….WHY? And then why did you EAT IT?

How do you pronounce Nick’s last name?

Thanks to Lauren Hussey, we have confirmation that Viall is actually pronounced “vile,” because, “Together we’re a disgusting slut.” Get it, Viall Hussey? Yeah, that wouldn’t have been my opening line either.

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Why is everyone wearing red?

Everyone.

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Is Corinne’s this season’s villain?

Besides that whole nanny thing, Corinne became the first contestant to kiss Nick, which instantly put a target on her back. But based on the sneak peek we got at the rest of the season, it doesn’t look like she’s going to make things easier for herself:

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Corinne is not here to make friends.

Why is Chris Harrison so attractive?

21 seasons of the Bachelor and I am still here for Chris Harrison.

So…Is this season going to be any good?

Why yes, yes. it. is.

See you next week, Nick.

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