Night Crumbs

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That double thud you just heard was from hard-up Oscar whores Leonardo DiCaprio and Anne Hathaway passing out after hearing that Emma Stonecalled in sick” to one of the first big campaign stops of awards season – Lainey Gossip

Today in “Sounds About Right” news, Julia Roberts busted out an asshole fit on a plane and threw a pillow – Celebitchy

Daisy Lowe is in a bikini – Drunken Stepfather

Jessica Alba is in a bikini – (site NSFW) The Nip Slip

Fergie is in a bikini – Hollywood Tuna

Hilary Duff is in a bikini top – Popoholic

Patrick Schwarenegger isn’t in a bikini, but someone should throw one over those tragic beach braids – Just Jared

I’m sure Luann de Lesseps will make it up to Bravo by letting them film her meetings with divorce lawyers, which will probably happen in a few months – Reality Tea

Megyn Kelly is checking out of Fox News and going to NBC, but whatever! I’m sure Fox News doesn’t care. They’ll just build another blond fembot news anchor to replace her with – The Superficial

Leslie Jones had words to say to Simon & Schuster for giving a book deal to the Troll King who harassed her on Twitter – Towleroad

And Mike Pence will ask Kim Burrell to perform at the inauguration in 3..2… – OMG Blog

There was a Beverly Hills, 90210 reunion with all of the characters nobody really cared about (Luke Perry and Carol Potter not included) – SOW

Billie Lourd thanked those who sent her good thoughts after losing her mom and grandma – Popsugar

Who cares about Beyonce when I’m too busy WTFing over Hans Zimmer playing Coachella. I can’t wait to see what kind of moves the hipsters on molly are going to do when he starts playing The Lion King score – Jezebel

The world can resume spinning now… – Pajiba

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