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DlistedOpen Post: Hosted By 7-Eleven’s Gravy-Soaked Breakfast PizzaKate Hudson’s Brother Joked About Her Dating Brad PittBella Hadid Misses The Weeknd

http://ftr.fivefilters.org/makefulltextfeed.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fftr.fivefilters.org%2Fmakefulltextfeed.php%3Furl%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fdlisted.com%252Ffeed%252Frdf%26max%3D5&max=5 Be Very Afraid http://dlisted.com/2017/01/21/open-post-hosted-by-7-elevens-gravy-soaked-breakfast-pizza/ http://dlisted.com/2017/01/21/open-post-hosted-by-7-elevens-gravy-soaked-breakfast-pizza/ <article readability=”17.299776286353″> <div class=”main-img”><img src=”http://dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/7-eleven-breakfast-pizza-1-500×410.jpg”/></div> <p>7-Eleven isn’t just the place where you wander drunkenly through the aisles after the bars let out, searching desperately for the ORIGINAL flavor of Slim-Jims because no one wanted to go home with you (and why is everything fucking chipotle flavored now)? It’s ALSO the place where you can score an utterly nutritious start to your day. Say hell to the 7-Eleven breakfast pizza!</p> <p>Via <a href=”https://munchies.vice.com/en/articles/7-eleven-wants-to-make-breakfast-pizza-a-thing-and-its-working” target=”_blank”>Munchies</a>:</p> <blockquote readability=”14″> <p>The breakfast pizza starts with a biscuit crust, then tops it with smoked bacon, sausage, hickory smoked ham, scrambled eggs, cheddar and mozzarella cheese and—because you’re probably already on Lipitor—it’s covered in a peppered cream gravy. It will be available either by the slice or as an entire pie, because 7-Eleven knows that you can’t hate yourself all day unless you start first thing in the morning.</p> </blockquote> <p>You can buy just a slice or the whole damn pie to share with any other depressives with a death wish at work. My day job is full of slender people who watch what they eat. If I ever dropped any pretense of caring what they thought of me, or concern about my job status and brought this in to share with them, they’d probably call HR and have me and my breakfast pizza escorted out of the building.</p> <div><noscript> <p><a href=”http://z.blogads.com/delivery/ck.php?n=a3c49a86&amp;cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE” target=”_blank”><img src=”http://z.blogads.com/delivery/avw.php?zoneid=388&amp;cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE&amp;n=a3c49a86″ border=”0″ alt=””/></a></p> </noscript></div> </article><div class=”adOuterContainer_for_mobile_ad_zone”> <div class=”adMainContainer_for_mobile_ad_zone”><noscript> <p><a href=”http://z.blogads.com/delivery/ck.php?n=ab432951&amp;cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE” target=”_blank”><img src=”http://z.blogads.com/delivery/avw.php?zoneid=369&amp;cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE&amp;n=ab432951″ border=”0″ alt=””/></a></p> </noscript> </div> </div> <div class=”articles-comments” readability=”5.8653366583541″> <div readability=”6.8428927680798″>Our commenting rules are pretty simple: <span>If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an <a href=”http://dlisted.com/tag/open_post/” target=”_blank”>Open Post</a>, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they’ll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don’t want that).</span></div> </div> <p><strong><a href=”https://blockads.fivefilters.org”></a></strong> <a href=”https://blockads.fivefilters.org/acceptable.html”>(Why?)</a></p> Sat, 21 Jan 2017 22:00:21 +0000 J Harvey Open Post: Hosted By 7-Eleven’s Gravy-Soaked Breakfast Pizza http://dlisted.com/2017/01/21/open-post-hosted-by-7-elevens-gravy-soaked-breakfast-pizza/ article 7-Eleven isn’t just the place where you wander drunkenly through the aisles after the bars let out, searching desperately for the ORIGINAL flavor of Slim-Jims because no one wanted to go home with you (and why is everything fucking chipotle flavored now)? It’s ALSO the place where you can score an u http://dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/7-eleven-breakfast-pizza-1-500×410.jpg en text/html http://dlisted.com/2017/01/21/open-post-hosted-by-7-elevens-gravy-soaked-breakfast-pizza/ Uncategorized Open Post http://dlisted.com/2017/01/21/kate-hudsons-brother-joked-about-her-dating-brad-pitt/ http://dlisted.com/2017/01/21/kate-hudsons-brother-joked-about-her-dating-brad-pitt/ <article readability=”35.65854214123″> <div class=”main-img”><img src=”http://dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Screen-Shot-2017-01-21-at-11.59.59-AM-500×627-1-500×572.jpg”/></div> <p>Actor <strong>Oliver Hudson</strong> took to <a href=”https://www.instagram.com/theoliverhudson/” target=”_blank”>Instagram</a> to mock tabloid reports that his sister <strong>Kate Hudson</strong> is housing her water pipe with the one belonging to the <a href=”http://dlisted.com/2017/01/10/brad-pitt-and-angelina-jolie-have-decided-to-put-on-a-united-front-in-their-custody-fight/” target=”_blank”>newly single</a> <strong>Brad Pitt</strong>.</p> <p>In a lengthy post featuring a <em>Star</em> cover breathlessly declaring that Brad has moved in with Kate, he imagined a world where the Hudson/Hawn clan has been turned upside down by the presence of Bong Hit Brad the Chaos-Bringer.</p> <p>I could have lived without the “<em>dump</em>” detail, Ollie. We’re demure sort of ladies here at Dlisted.</p> <blockquote readability=”6″> <p>Yeah and it’s been hell!! He’s messy as shit! He drinks out of the fucking carton and leaves the door open when he’s taking a dump!! And this is when he’s at MY house!!!</p> </blockquote> <p>Oliver goes on to note how Brad has gotten his mom <strong>Goldie Hawn</strong> all sorts of horny. I’m of the mind that being overly concerned with what’s moistening your mom (even in jest) is a sign of some personal issues. But what do I know? I’m not a rich celebrity. And Goldie Hawn is so sexy and sassy (at 71 no less!), that even her flesh-and-blood is making note of her imaginary nightie action (in jest). *cringe*</p> <blockquote readability=”6″> <p>My mom’s overtly flirting with him! Shes wearing these little nighties around the house now?! But ALL DAY!! Like at 3pm!</p> </blockquote> <p>Oliver’s imaginary farewell to imaginary Brad reads very similarly to how Angelina Jolie must have bid Brad adieu in real life.</p> <blockquote readability=”6″> <p>So BP.. it’s time to move out man.. I need my life back dog.. I’ll smoke one more bowl and then get the fuck out.</p> </blockquote> <p>Her brother might mock, but Kate Hudson’s vagina is a Dust Buster that sucks up all of the celebrity dick dust bunnies in its immediate vacinity.</p> <p>It wouldn’t be that shocking if she’d “<em>smoked a bowl</em>” with the Brad at one time or another, what would be shocking is if she made it more than a long weekend with him. This gal can supposedly land <strong><a href=”http://dlisted.com/2016/02/01/nick-jonas-will-neither-confirm-nor-deny-that-hes-boning-kate-hudson/” target=”_blank”>Nick Jonas</a></strong>/<strong><a href=”http://dlisted.com/2016/04/12/kate-hudson-might-be-getting-on-this/” target=”_blank”>J.J. Watt</a></strong>-level men. In translation, that means she can catch guys that are hot enough for gay guys to jerk off over (I ADMIT NOTHING). Why the hell would she be moving in with grizzled, old, <a href=”http://dlisted.com/2016/10/01/angelina-jolie-doesnt-want-brad-pitt-charged-with-child-abuse/” target=”_blank”>allegedly Maddox-slapping</a> Brad?</p> <div><noscript> <p><a href=”http://z.blogads.com/delivery/ck.php?n=a3c49a86&amp;cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE” target=”_blank”><img src=”http://z.blogads.com/delivery/avw.php?zoneid=388&amp;cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE&amp;n=a3c49a86″ border=”0″ alt=””/></a></p> </noscript></div> </article><div class=”adOuterContainer_for_mobile_ad_zone”> <div class=”adMainContainer_for_mobile_ad_zone”><noscript> <p><a href=”http://z.blogads.com/delivery/ck.php?n=ab432951&amp;cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE” target=”_blank”><img src=”http://z.blogads.com/delivery/avw.php?zoneid=369&amp;cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE&amp;n=ab432951″ border=”0″ alt=””/></a></p> </noscript> </div> </div> <div class=”articles-comments” readability=”5.8653366583541″> <div readability=”6.8428927680798″>Our commenting rules are pretty simple: <span>If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an <a href=”http://dlisted.com/tag/open_post/” target=”_blank”>Open Post</a>, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they’ll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don’t want that).</span></div> </div> <p><strong><a href=”https://blockads.fivefilters.org”></a></strong> <a href=”https://blockads.fivefilters.org/acceptable.html”>(Why?)</a></p> Sat, 21 Jan 2017 21:00:39 +0000 J Harvey Kate Hudson’s Brother Joked About Her Dating Brad Pitt http://dlisted.com/2017/01/21/kate-hudsons-brother-joked-about-her-dating-brad-pitt/ article Actor Oliver Hudson took to Instagram to mock tabloid reports that his sister Kate Hudson is housing her water pipe with the one belonging to the newly single Brad Pitt. In a lengthy post featuring a Star cover breathlessly declaring that Brad has moved in with Kate, he imagined a world where the http://dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Screen-Shot-2017-01-21-at-11.59.59-AM-500×627-1-500×572.jpg en text/html http://dlisted.com/2017/01/21/kate-hudsons-brother-joked-about-her-dating-brad-pitt/ Uncategorized Brad Pitt Kate Hudson Oliver Hudson http://dlisted.com/2017/01/21/bella-hadid-misses-the-weeknd/ http://dlisted.com/2017/01/21/bella-hadid-misses-the-weeknd/ <article readability=”32.732546459066″> <div class=”main-img”><img src=”http://dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/wenn23540716-500×565.jpg”/></div> <p>In vapid celebrity love triangle news, <strong>Bella Hadid</strong> is “<em>bitter</em>” over <strong>The Weeknd’s</strong> alleged relationship with <strong>Selena Gomez</strong>.</p> <p>A source tells <a href=”http://www.eonline.com/news/822228/here-s-how-bella-hadid-really-feels-about-the-weeknd-and-selena-gomez-s-new-romance” target=”_blank”>E!</a> that the vacant-faced model has been crying into her bowl of lettuce foam over Starboy ever since she found out about their relationship, and <a href=”http://dlisted.com/2017/01/12/the-drama-begins-bella-hadid-has-unfollowed-selena-gomez-on-instagram/”>lashed out at Selena</a> by unfollowing her on Instagram. Trust me, Selena might have 107 million followers on IG, but she still <em>feels it</em> when she loses even one! Hit her where it hurts, Bella! (No one ever blames the man.)</p> <p>According to the source:</p> <blockquote readability=”9″> <p>“She is actually not over The Weeknd. She still loves him,” a source shared with E! News. “They are on fine terms, but she is bitter about the romance with Selena. She was not happy when all of that gossip went everywhere between The Weeknd and Selena.”</p> </blockquote> <p>The “<em>insider continued</em>,” and you’re going to wish they hadn’t.</p> <blockquote readability=”7″> <p>Our insider continued, “It really hurt her seeing Selena be all up on her man. She still feels like they have a connection.”</p> </blockquote> <p>Bella reportedly <a href=”http://dlisted.com/2017/01/18/bella-hadid-has-warned-the-weeknd-about-selena-gomez/” target=”_blank”>warned</a> The Weeknd that Selena is the sort of pop chipmunk who will use a man for the music and then just throw him away! The Weeknd doesn’t seem to have found that warning dire enough to exile Selena from his sad L.A. party music benzo kingdom.</p> <blockquote readability=”8″> <p>“[The Weeknd] always had a thing for Selena,” a source shared with E! News. “He thinks she is extremely talented and sexy. They recently started talking before the holidays but she has been on his radar before.”</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m not sure how a man with the most ANNOYING missing “<em>e</em>” in stage name history can rate having these women fighting over him. That missing “<em>e</em>” should cause his stock to plummet. I don’t care if he has a dick the length of a Catholic mass. Typing that goddamn “<em>e</em>” and then having to go back and delete it is so goddamn annoying that it should render him undateable.</p> <p><strong>Pic</strong>: <a href=”http://www.wenn.com” target=”_blank”>WENN</a></p> <div><noscript> <p><a href=”http://z.blogads.com/delivery/ck.php?n=a3c49a86&amp;cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE” target=”_blank”><img src=”http://z.blogads.com/delivery/avw.php?zoneid=388&amp;cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE&amp;n=a3c49a86″ border=”0″ alt=””/></a></p> </noscript></div> </article><div class=”adOuterContainer_for_mobile_ad_zone”> <div class=”adMainContainer_for_mobile_ad_zone”><noscript> <p><a href=”http://z.blogads.com/delivery/ck.php?n=ab432951&amp;cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE” target=”_blank”><img src=”http://z.blogads.com/delivery/avw.php?zoneid=369&amp;cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE&amp;n=ab432951″ border=”0″ alt=””/></a></p> </noscript> </div> </div> <div class=”articles-comments” readability=”5.8653366583541″> <div readability=”6.8428927680798″>Our commenting rules are pretty simple: <span>If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an <a href=”http://dlisted.com/tag/open_post/” target=”_blank”>Open Post</a>, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they’ll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don’t want that).</span></div> </div> <p><strong><a href=”https://blockads.fivefilters.org”></a></strong> <a href=”https://blockads.fivefilters.org/acceptable.html”>(Why?)</a></p> Sat, 21 Jan 2017 20:00:11 +0000 J Harvey Bella Hadid Misses The Weeknd http://dlisted.com/2017/01/21/bella-hadid-misses-the-weeknd/ article In vapid celebrity love triangle news, Bella Hadid is “bitter” over The Weeknd’s alleged relationship with Selena Gomez. A source tells E! that the vacant-faced model has been crying into her bowl of lettuce foam over Starboy ever since she found out about their relationship, and lashed out at Se http://dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/wenn23540716-500×565.jpg en text/html http://dlisted.com/2017/01/21/bella-hadid-misses-the-weeknd/ Uncategorized Bella Hadid Selena Gomez The Weeknd

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