Woody Harrelson might be better known for his superb acting chops than his fashion sense, but he made a particularly questionable outfit choice this past week during the Venice Film Festival. The 56-year-old actor looked the part of the ultimate suburban dad when he wore a bunch of clothes that barely made sense apart, let alone together. Let’s take a closer look:
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Now, if you were to see a man in this outfit in real life, the initial reaction might be something like, “Huh, must be laundry day,” or “His dress shoes must be uncomfortable, that’s why he’s wearing those Sanuk-type-things in public.” But this isn’t just a run-of-the-mill rushed soccer dad. This is Woody Harrelson, a man who seems like he might have enough money for a stylist to help him swerve away from these mistakes. But swerve he did not. Woody wore a wrinkled shirt with a contrasting band collar, fleecey gray joggers, thick socks, slip-on beach shoes, and a denim trucker hat.
Taken as a whole, the effect is basically, “I rolled out of bed in a haze and found all these items within arm’s reach.” The shirt itself isn’t exactly offensive, but the contrast collar has a formality that doesn’t fit with the untucked/wrinkled thing he’s doing. And it definitely doesn’t match the gray joggers, which themselves are totally out of place next to the beach shoes, the thick socks, and the (frankly unforgivable) hat. The outfit is bad, sure. But more than anything, it’s confusing.
What the hell are you wearing, Woody?